Akimbo P90. :D

Two guys were trapped in their house to protect themselves from the world Nazi Zombie invasion, which had been created by an accidental experiment gone wrong, in Der Riese, Germany. On a Saturday night, as the two guys were barricading the front door, they heard loud noises coming from the back area, where the kitchen was. The zombies had managed to break down the unprotected back door and had infiltrated the house.

So the two guys quickly grabbed what weapons they had, i.e. a baseball bat and a rusty chainsaw, and crept behind the kitchen. To their surprise the zombies were eating food, in the pantry. The first guy wondered out aloud "Why are they eating NORMAL food and not US?" Too bad the zombies heard him and they charged out at them. The two of them ran backwards, hitting any zombie that came close. Unfortunately the second guy got bitten and within seconds was another zombie. The first guy managed to run out of the house.

He kept running until he reached a dark alleyway, but he was trapped at a dead end. The zombies saw him there and ran towards him.

That's when he saw the akimbo P90 set lying just on his right. He grabbed the two submachine guns and blasted the zombies apart. The number of bullets seemed endless. When they finally ran out, only a dozen zombies were left, already dying, but still alive. The man panicked, but just then noticed there was an RPG-7 lying on the trashcan. He picked it up and launched it immediately. He managed to explode the zombies with the rocket launcher.

And his arm, too. :P

The End.


*much reference taken from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 © Infinity Ward