Taylor the Latte Boy Rebuttal lyrics

Found the video on Xin Li's blog, and decided to post the lyrics! HAHAHA so funny!!

There’s a girl who comes to Starbucks,

I think she has a crush on me,

I think she has a crush on me,

‘cause it’s too big to ignore;

She comes in every morning,

at exactly 8.11,

At exactly 8.11,

She comes walking through that door;

And then one fateful morning,

when she made her usual lectures,

I could tell that she was nervous,

and she had something to say,

So I smoothly flipped the lever

to prepare her double latte,

and she said her name was ‘Lindsey’,

and I came back with ‘Hey’.

And I told her ‘My name’s Taylor, and here’s a little extra foam’,

When she left, i cleaned her table,

but I found a folded napkin with this poem:

“Taylor the latte boy,

bring me java, bring me joy,

oh Taylor the latte boy,

I love him, I love him, I love him!”

So I should have got my nerve up

and just said i wasn't interested

but since she was clearly interested 

it all got out of hand;

‘Cause before i found her poem

we had had this conversation

I had told that I was playing

in the village with my band

When i walked in friday evening

to our gig in Arthur’s basement

I saw Lindsey in the front row

and I heard her scream my name

Then my friend said, “Man she’s crazy!

She's been here since 7:30,

and she told me she's your girlfriend,

and she's really glad she came!”

And then when our gig was over she followed me the whole way home.

As I ran to try and lose her

I composed another version of her poem:

"Lindsey, The Stalker Chick,

You’re a psycho, and you're sick,

oh, Lindsey, the stalker chick,

you scare me,

you scare me,

you scare me!"

I used to be the kind of guy

Who never was rude or doubting

but now I've got this lunatic freak in my life

every night now at my window she's shouting,

“Taylor! The latte boy!”

“Go away, I’m not your toy!

Taylor the latte boy..

is calling,

is calling,

the police!”

Many a girl has let me court her,

but I've never needed a restraining order

Lindsey, come find me now,

I'm transferring to a new Starbucks,

there's 20 on each block,

so good luck!

Mine. :P *updated because I was bored

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. Last beverage: Water
2. Last phone call: Item Deliverer from Habitat shop @ England o_O
3. Last text message: Something like "I'm at the right corner at the back." commencements :P
4. Last song you listened to: Boxman 2.0 by Smosh
5. Last time you cried: My sister snapped at me today. moody sister = emo me ):

HAVE YOU EVER:
7. Been cheated on: No.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Never have yet, so how should I know :\
9. Lost someone special: Yep. :(
10. Been depressed: You kidding? takes up 65% of my life. :(
11. Been drunk and threw up: oO NO.


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Cyan :)
13. Gold
14. Emerald Green/Lilac/White can't decide D:

YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: The salesperson at Selfridges today. :D
16. Fallen out of love: Uhm....yeah. A lot. :\
17. Laughed until you cried : Once, maybe? Long ago, I think.
18. Met someone who changed you: YES. A MILLION TIMES. :D
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah. :)
20. Found out someone was talking about you: A thousand times over. >:(
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: WTFISHCRACKERS. NO.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 99.9% of them.
23. How many kids do you want to have: err....2? 3? 0? :\
24. Do you have any pets: 4 dogs and 7 feesh. :P
25. Do you want to change your name: If people keep on calling me Nicole, then yes. >:\
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Play 'Happy Birthday' on the violin in a minor key, and it placed a curse on everyone. >:P
27. What time did you wake up today: 6.45 am, and approx. 12.35 officially.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: School to return. :(
30. Last time you saw your Mother: 1 minute ago. :P
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My lack of social competance. :(
32. What are you listening to right now: British news from the living room. :P
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: err....yes, maybe? dunno......
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: dunno...
35. Most visited webpage: this. maybe. or tumblr. :\
36. What's your real name: Nicola Chin
37. Nicknames: Nic, Nick, Nicki, Aunty, KFC Dan Tart (i've got countless more, don't ask....)
38. Relationship Status: Single. Said and done. >:P
39. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
40. Male or female?: Physically female, psychologically 65% male. (tomboy-wise) >:P
41. Elementary: Sekolah Sri Petaling :D
42. Middle School: SMK Assunta > Cempaka International School (:
43. High school/college?: Benenden School for Girls??? :\
44. Hair colour: very very very dark brown.
45. Weight: forgot. :P
46. Height: approx. 153-4 cm
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: several times. -.-'
48: What do you like about yourself?: tomboy-ness?
49. Piercings: 2.....
50. Tattoos: only if temporary, but very unlikely.
51. Righty or lefty: Righty, wants to be ambidextrous. :P


FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: Not for now.
53. First piercing: .....somewhere between 11 and 13. :\
54. First best friend: first ah??? got 2. :P Sreedharan/Ram Rengasamy Pillai. (:
55. First sport you joined: I FORGOT. swimming maybe?
56. First vacation: Probably Pangkor Laut Resort. :DDDDDDDDDD


RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: Just ate dinner. Marks and Spencer's microwaved beef/carrots/mash potatoes and salad :D
60. Drinking: Drank water
61. I'm about to: Take bath.
62. Listening to: News and drill noise. >:(
63. Waiting on: Nothing.

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: Not really. I'm undecided. :P
65. Get Married?: Maybe?
66. Career?: Free-lance Artist/Musician/Wolf Conservation Activist/IHAVENODIEA


WHICH IS BETTER
67. Lips or eyes: ...eyes, I guess. but still cacat.
68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.
69. Shorter or taller: Taller.
70. Older or Younger: Younger.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: SPONTANEOUS FTW. :D
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach, but preferably both.
73. Sensitive or loud: neither, but maybe sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant? :\


HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: Never in a million years D:
77. Drank hard liquor: No and NEVER.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: No.
79. Sex on first date: WTFISHCRACKERS.
80. Broken someone's heart: I might have. Sorry. Forgive me if I did. )':
82. Been arrested: No. (--')
83. Turned someone down: Maybe?
84. Cried when someone died: Yeah. A lot.
85. Fallen for a friend?: .....yeah. been there, past that. :\


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: With God, yes. (:
87. Miracles: DUH.
88. Love at first sight: In some way, yes.
89. Heaven: YES!
90. Santa Claus: Yes, in a roundabout manner. I believe in the St. Nicholas Santa Claus. :P
91. Kiss on the first date: Maybe?
92. Angels: YEAH!


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No.
95. Did you sing today?: .....kinda.
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Nope.
97. If you could go back in time: Make affirmative my NON-relationship status with andrew. >:\
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it? First Commencements. (:
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Yeah, I suppose :(
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Yep. ;)

COMPULSARY FOR EVERYONE HERE TO DO. >:P

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. Last beverage:
2. Last phone call:
3. Last text message:
4. Last song you listened to:
5. Last time you cried:

HAVE YOU EVER:
7. Been cheated on: .
8. Kissed someone & regretted it:
9. Lost someone special:
10. Been depressed:
11. Been drunk and threw up:


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12.
13.
14.

YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15.
16. Fallen out of love:
17. Laughed until you cried :
18. Met someone who changed you:
19. Found out who your true friends were:
20. Found out someone was talking about you:
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:
23. How many kids do you want to have:
24. Do you have any pets:
25. Do you want to change your name:
26. What did you do for your last birthday:
27. What time did you wake up today:
28. What were you doing at midnight last night:
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
30. Last time you saw your Mother:
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:
32. What are you listening to right now:
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:
34. What's getting on your nerves right now:
35. Most visited webpage:
36. What's your real name:
37. Nicknames:
38. Relationship Status:
39. Zodiac sign:
40. Male or female?:
41. Elementary:
42. Middle School:
43. High school/college?:
44. Hair colour:
45. Weight: forgot.
46. Height:
47. Do you have a crush on someone?:
48: What do you like about yourself?:
49. Piercings:
50. Tattoos:
51. Righty or lefty:


FIRSTS :
52. First surgery:
53. First piercing:
54. First best friend:
55. First sport you joined:
56. First vacation:

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating:
60. Drinking:
61. I'm about to:
62. Listening to:
63. Waiting on:

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?:
65. Get Married?:
66. Career?:


WHICH IS BETTER
67. Lips or eyes:
68. Hugs or kisses:
69. Shorter or taller:
70. Older or Younger:
71. Romantic or spontaneous:
72. Nice stomach or nice arms:
73. Sensitive or loud:
74. Hook-up or relationship:
75. Trouble maker or hesitant:


HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger:
77. Drank hard liquor:
78. Lost glasses/contacts:
79. Sex on first date:
80. Broken someone's heart:
82. Been arrested:
83. Turned someone down:
84. Cried when someone died:
85. Fallen for a friend?:


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself:
87. Miracles:
88. Love at first sight:
89. Heaven:
90. Santa Claus:
91. Kiss on the first date:
92. Angels:


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
95. Did you sing today?:
96. Ever cheated on somebody?:
97. If you could go back in time:
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it?
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?:
100. Posting this as 100 truths?:

Message from conductor. IM JUST KIDDING :D

you guys can update the blog with videos, pictures or anything you would want :D

IM GETTING LAZY TO READ.

HAVE FUN :)

Since I think this retarded blog is near-death, better revive it some more. thanks xin li for iniating the revival mission. your generous and heroic (heroine-ic?) acts will be remembered til the day the world ends. come get a cookie from approx. 6200 miles away. :P

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David Beckham Visits A School

David Beckham is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the kids in the class if anyone can give him an example of a ‘tragedy’.

One little boy stands up and offers that if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street and a car came along and killed him that would be a tragedy.

“No,” Beckham says, “that would be an ACCIDENT.”

A girl raises her hand.”If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved….. that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explains Beckham. “That is what we would call a GREATLOSS. ”

The room is silent, none of the children volunteer.

“What?” asks Beckham, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says “If an airplane carrying David Beckham was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy.”

Beckham beams. “Marvellous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy “because it wouldn’t be an accident and it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss.”

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bah was too lazy to write my own story. whoever can guess where i got this from gets another cookie from approx. 6200 miles away. :D

imtoolameandtooboredandtootired :)

a tiny part from Mind your language :)

Teacher: *shows milk*. Student A, could you tell what's this?

Student A: COW JUICE!

Teacher: ohmygod. it's MILK. and where do we get milk from?

Student A: from the milkman.

too lazy to write more. go watch it yourself :) it's the best show ever (Y) :)