One day a girl felt hungry and decided to go buy some cookies at the nearest 7-11. As she walked down the street she thought she saw someone following her. Then when she went into the store, a man walked in right after her. Though she was a bit worried she bought a packet of Chipsmore anyway, but also secretly bought a lighter without the man seeing. She exited the store, walking quickly. But looking behind she saw the man was directly behind her. So without thinking she whipped out the lighter and flipped the switch. For some reason the lighter was more powerful than a normal lighter and the flame actually shot out like a blowtorch flame, burning the man's right side of his face. Yelling angrily and in pain, he tried to grab her, but she hit him in the stomach and he doubled back. Then she had an impulsive idea. She grabbed her Chipsmores, tore the packet open started stuffing the cookies down the still-disorientated guy's mouth. Soon he was choking, which gave her the chance to escape.
When she got back home she was hungry with no cookies left. :P
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....My stories are starting to sound like xin lee's. :\
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
When everything goes wrong
I shall revive the blog ;D
One day, this stupid girl was so hungry that she went to cook maggi. She opened a packet of curry maggi mee and poured the mee into the hot boiling water. Since she was such a stupid girl, she forgot to take out the packet of curry powder. The packet of curry powder got boiled happily in the pot. But the stupid girl was quick enough to remove it before it exploded. Then, the stupid girl took an egg and cracked it into the pot. She knocked it 5 times, and she was so stupid that she forgot to throw the egg into the pot when it was cracked. After that, the stupid girl opened the packet of curry powder and poured it in the soup. The stupid girl was so stupid that she forgot to stir the stupid mee. She poured the soup into a bowl and started eating it. The maggi was overcooked and she realized that there were big chunks of curry powder. She just remembered that she forgot to stir the maggi mee.
Who was that stupid girl?
ME.
THE END :)
Thursday, June 3, 2010
That Stupid Ladder.
The last 3 days have been really weird for me. I'm now lying strapped and handcuffed to a bed in the hospital, with no idea what's gonna happen to me.
It all started when I was cleaning the windows at my apartment balcony. I had gotten a ladder and had put it against the wall to reach the stupid window, but as I was climbing the ladder suddenly swung to the inside of the balcony. I lost my balance and fell, hitting my head hard on the tiled floor and passing out.
When I regained consciousness it was dark, like about 1 in the morning. I somehow managed to crawl through my apartment, find the phone, grab the phone, and call the ambulance, but I don't remember much since that head knock gave me a stupid concussion. My memory of the incident till now is in fragments.
But what was the scariest thing was that for a while, I couldn't remember anything. I was trying to remember people's names and where I was when I woke up; stuff like that. Now most of my memory's back but I still don't know what to call that woman who comes in the hospital room to check up on me. Something like, 'engineer' or 'pilot'. I don't know.
I only remember reaching the hospital in the ambulance and being dragged out on to one of those wheel hospital bed jobs. But after lying down for a moment my head started to hurt again. Stupid I think I had almost cracked part of my skull. But the thing was I really needed some ice. So I asked that engineer/pilot/something woman for some ice. But I don't think she understood what I said. I mean what's so hard with the sentence "I need ice! I need ice!"??? Even if the words were slurred together and I was yelling at the top of my voice you could still have heard it....well anyway since she didn't want to get the ice I got up myself and ran out of the room before she could stop me. I ran around everywhere looking for one of those ice and water dispensing machines, also grabbing a handkerchief from someone's pocket to hold the ice. But I couldn't find one anywhere.
Moments later a bunch of doctors and those engineer/pilot/something women caught up with me and grabbed my arms and legs, eventually carrying me back to my bed. I don't understand why they didn't listen to what I was saying. I mean I seriously needed that ice.
So now I'm lying here on my bed waiting for something to happen. They'd better hurry because the other patients in my room are starting to stare at the handcuffs and rope.
......I think they're called nurses.
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Feel free to continue the story if you wish. :P
It all started when I was cleaning the windows at my apartment balcony. I had gotten a ladder and had put it against the wall to reach the stupid window, but as I was climbing the ladder suddenly swung to the inside of the balcony. I lost my balance and fell, hitting my head hard on the tiled floor and passing out.
When I regained consciousness it was dark, like about 1 in the morning. I somehow managed to crawl through my apartment, find the phone, grab the phone, and call the ambulance, but I don't remember much since that head knock gave me a stupid concussion. My memory of the incident till now is in fragments.
But what was the scariest thing was that for a while, I couldn't remember anything. I was trying to remember people's names and where I was when I woke up; stuff like that. Now most of my memory's back but I still don't know what to call that woman who comes in the hospital room to check up on me. Something like, 'engineer' or 'pilot'. I don't know.
I only remember reaching the hospital in the ambulance and being dragged out on to one of those wheel hospital bed jobs. But after lying down for a moment my head started to hurt again. Stupid I think I had almost cracked part of my skull. But the thing was I really needed some ice. So I asked that engineer/pilot/something woman for some ice. But I don't think she understood what I said. I mean what's so hard with the sentence "I need ice! I need ice!"??? Even if the words were slurred together and I was yelling at the top of my voice you could still have heard it....well anyway since she didn't want to get the ice I got up myself and ran out of the room before she could stop me. I ran around everywhere looking for one of those ice and water dispensing machines, also grabbing a handkerchief from someone's pocket to hold the ice. But I couldn't find one anywhere.
Moments later a bunch of doctors and those engineer/pilot/something women caught up with me and grabbed my arms and legs, eventually carrying me back to my bed. I don't understand why they didn't listen to what I was saying. I mean I seriously needed that ice.
So now I'm lying here on my bed waiting for something to happen. They'd better hurry because the other patients in my room are starting to stare at the handcuffs and rope.
......I think they're called nurses.
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Feel free to continue the story if you wish. :P
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