Of Pink Trees and Apocalypses (lolwut an update??? D:)

There is a pink tree swimming in space. One day it crashes into earth. As it crashes it laughs maniacally. Then it fires lasers and the whole universe explodes.







Taken from a PA Music Tech class idea -_____-

Pertemuan dengan Pontianak yang Berkilau (<--Shiny)

  Pada tengah malam satu hari, saya bangun dari tidur kerana dengar sesuatu yang kuat. Saya tidak terdengar bunyi itu lagi, dan ingin tidur semula. Tiba-tiba, saya dengar bunyi barang jatuh ke atas lantai. Saya berasa sangat takut. Tetapi saya tidak ada pilihan, dan pergi menyiasat apa-apa yang telah jadi.

  Saya keluar dari bilik saya dan mengambil badminton raket jika ada perompak. Saya tidak melihat apa-apa, dan pergi ke dapur untuk mengambil makanan kerana lapar. Tetapi sudah ada orang di situ!

  Saya memukul orang itu dengan raket di atas kepalanya. Orang itu menjerit kesakitan dan pandang belakang. Orang itu PONTIANAK! Saya menjerit dengan kuat, dan pontianak tersebut juga menjerit. Lagi saya menjerit, lagi pontianak menjerit. Akhirnya saya menyuruh dia jangan jerit lagi, nanti jiran-jiran saya takut.

  Pontianak itu seorang lelaki. Dia meminta maaf dan memberitahu saya bahawa dia tidak akan makan saya, dia hanya mahu minum air dan datang ke dapur saya kerana dia tidak ada air lagi dan dia tinggal di rumah berhampiran saya. Saya memberi pontianak itu air, dan dia meminum semua air di dalam tiga saat. Selepas minum air, pontianak itu memberitahu saya tentang dirinya.

  Dia cakap pontianak tidak boleh pergi jalan-jalan di bawah terang matahari. Mereka akan mati. Dia juga cakap pontianak akan menjadi berkilau jika berdiri di bawah matahari. Saya cakap, “ohh.”

  Kita bercakap selama beberapa jam. Apabila pontianak tersebut mengucapkan terima kasih dan bercakap selamat malam kerana mahu pulang ke rumahnya, saya bertanya dia untuk namanya.

  Dia cakap namanya Edward Cullen. Saya cakap “HAH!? EDWARD CULLEN DARI TWILIGHT!?” Dia cakap “Ya! Saya sangat terkenal, kan?” Saya cakap “TIDAK. FILEM KAMU CACAT DAN HARRY POTTER LEBIH BAIK! PERGI DARI SINI!” dan saya memukul dia lagi dengan raket saya.

  Itulah pertemuan saya dengan sebuah pontianak yang homo.

It was Christmas eve, Mr Yellow and his family were celebrating Christmas just like every year. They would have dinner, watch TV and then wait till it's 12am to open presents. Blue was more excited than ever to open his presents. He wished for a BlackBerry. His sister, Pink was not as excited as him as she only wished for an Apple iPod. Their eldest brother, Brown was the least thrilled. He wished for more wishes. When the clock striked 12am, they quickly opened their presents and all their faces totally changed. Blue and Pink started screaming at their parents for getting them a"Blackberry" and an "Apple". Brown told them, "Hey, when I was your age, I only had pokemon cards". Mrs Yellow was actually shocked when they wrote down their wishlist. She thought she could save money this year just buying fruits for them, but now she found out she misunderstood them. After the whole night fighting and arguing, they finally stopped as it was getting late.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! :)

Brain not working right this holiday, so yeah. broken english ftw! :D

Credits to tumblr :P

My story for English class: 'Killer Cookie Monster'

Intro:

Elmo: fluffy, red-coloured fur, best friends with Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster: aggressive and obsessive about his cookies, blu-coloured fur, best friends with Elmo

Oscar the Grouch: lives in a garbage can outside COokie Monster’s and Elmo’s cottage

Grover: dark blue fur, lanky, gangster-like

Setting: their cottage is near some woods, with huge open fields and grassy hills around

Conflict:

1. Cookie monster feeds rabbits, while Elmo is playing with newly-bought light saber in garden. Oscar comes into garden, and asks if he can try the light saber. But Elmo says “Okay, in awhile.” 
2. Oscar becomes impatient and tried to grab the light saber from Elmo who is absent-mindedly swinging it around, unaware of what Oscar was doing.
3. As a result, Elmo accidentally slices off Oscar’s head with the light saber.

Action related to conflict:

1. Elmo is shocked and scared, and doesn’t know what to do. Then he looks down, and sees that the bloodstains on his fur had blended right in with his red fur. He has an idea.
2. Elmo runs up to Cookie Monster and hugs him, making the bloodstains stain bright on his blue fur. Cookie Monster looks up and sees the decapitated Oscar’s body, and realizes what Elmo is doing. Elmo then phones the police, Ernie and Bert, and tells them that Cookie Monster killed Oscar.
3. Cookie Monster asks Elmo why he is doing this, and Elmo cries and apologizes, saying he wasn’t thinking, and that he was very scared. Cookie Monster forgives him, and says that he will handle the cops when they arrive.

Climax:

1. Ernie and Bert, the cops, arrive. They take out pistols and point them at Cookie Monster, who distracts them and buys time by keeping the cops talking. He slowly walks backwards until he reaches a chainsaw.
2. Cookie Monster grabs the chainsaw and kills Ernie and Bert.
3. Cooke Monster hugs the crying Elmo goodbye, and tells him that he is running away. He tells Elmo to stay at the cottage, and clear things up, and that if people come looking for Cookie Monster to tell them that he committed suicide. They hug goodbye, and Cookie Monster sets off.

Resolution (Open Ending):

1. A year later, Cookie Monster is watching television in his flat, when there is a knock on his front door.
2. He opens the door and sees Grover, who is pointing a gun at him.

 Grover says that he had been tracking Cookie Monster down ever since he heard that he had committed suicide, because he hadn’t believed it, and also because he wanted to take revenge on Cookie Monster for killing his father, Bert.

1. Grover shoots Cookie Monster in the head, and runs away.

School Life: School Production

  Today started just like any other boring day at production rehearsal. But soon it became quite exciting. It all started when Mr A asked the orchestra members to help with the props for the day, because he said we always 'sit around and do nothing and play computer games only'. NOT TRUE WHAT! We always doing something. Just not playing instrument all the time only. Conductor also playing Plants vs Zombies on iPad!

  So, anyways, we went to help, because we are good students. Four of us decided to do painting, because painting is fun. My paint was red, Nicola's was blue, Xin Li's was yellow and Andrew's was pink. We got to work.

  First we had to paint the fake bookshelf on the top of the stairs. We decided to make it look interesting because it would be nicer. So we very pro and splash the paint everywhere on the bookshelf. Then suddenly Mr A saw and scolded us. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING!? WHY GO AND PAINT LIKE THAT!? NOW ALL SPOIL ALREADY!!"

  Suddenly Nicola slipped on a spot of paint, and knocked me. My bucket of red paint went flying over the railing and on top of Mr A's screaming head. He was shocked for a moment, but then started yelling again. But it was very muffled because the bucket was stuck on his head, and he was probably swallowing mouthfuls of red paint. He was also wearing white, so his shirt had red all over it, and it looked like blood. He tried screaming for help and trying to get it off, but he couldn't.

  The four of us just stood there watching at the struggling Mr A. Suddenly he walked out of the hall door, and the four of us followed him to see where he was going. He tripped going down stairs, and rolled all the way to the bottom, finally the bucket on his head colliding with the floor. He cursed out loud and tried feeling his way around with his hands. Xin Li took alot of pictures. I can't wait for her to tag him on facebook.

  Then suddenly Mr A barged into year 9 Terra. The whole class stared at him, then started screaming. They thought the paint was blood. The teacher tried to calm the class down, but when she saw Mr A she also started cursing in Hindu. So Mr A turned around, and didn't know it but walked into Pn. Zainab's office. She took one look at him and fainted.

  Soon, as he was walking around scaring students til they fainted, the sick room in our school started filling up. One fat boy had to be sent to hospital because he was eating a fishball and choked on it when he saw Mr A, and a girl also sent to hospital because she saw him and suffered heart attack.

  I think today was a very fun day, and Mr A learnt a lesson: never ever yell at students again.

  I think he got fired.

Cikgu Rahman bersama lapan orang muridnya sedang berkhemah di sebuah hutan di negeri Pahang. Suasana di hutan itu sungguh nyaman dan sejuk. Mereka mendirikan khemah di tepi sungai yang jernih airnya. Mereka menikmati makan tengah hari, tiba-tiba salah seorang murid bernama Ramesh menjerit setelah terlihat seekor gajah meruntuhkan khemah mereka. Di belakang gajah, kelihatan banyak pengganas melari ke arah mereka dengan senjata AK-47. Mereka mendekati Cikgu Rahman dan berminta main 'knife match' dengannya. Untuk menyelamatkan muridnya yang sedang dikejar oleh gajah, Cikgu Rahman mengunakan Macbook dia dan main 'knife'. Beliau telah memanjat ke atas Killhouse. Terlihat banyak c4 di atas lantai. Pengganas itu bodoh dan pergi knife itu lalu mati. Akhirnya hingga Bin Laden yang tinggal ah means ah Mr ..... telah menggunakan ah means ah RPG untuk membunuh ah means ah gajah itu. Selepas mengagal knife pengganas itu, Bin Laden menggunakan helah memanggil helicopter. Cikgu Rahman telah RPG helikopter itu dan akhirnya menggunakan kerisnya membunuh Bin Laden. Semua orang bersorak dan pergi menyaksikan perkahwinan Kevin dan Amanda. Justin bin Bieber telah menyanyikan lagu "Babi" untuk akhir movie awesome itu.

Credits to Andrew :D hahahahahah!

that's why we always get an A for malay exam :)

The house shooked, the windows rattled, a framed photograph of Mr _____ slipped off the shelf and fell into the hearth. There was an earthquake because his fat wife just entered the house, the windows were broken and the photo was not hung properly. Then, the clock z 13. A moments silent, a whistle blew and the garden became filled with moving shadows and running footsteps. Mr _____'s friends were all waiting for him to come back from his shop, Mr _____'s Maths Tuition ( open 25 hours a day ) to give him a surprise. They all bought him a "pie", perfume and Gatsby hair gel. Sophia bought him a clock that only have 12 hours.

When Mr _____ reached home, he grabbed his kids from the car and hung them by the tree. He started whipping them and asked them why they did not get 100 for maths. They cried for mercy. His wife tried to stop him but she ended up getting hung and whipped too. His friends said SURPRISE! and he died of a heart attack.

Stupid Climb.

It was one early morning when I decided to go mountain climbing. I called the center at Kota Kinabalu and asked if I could book a time. They said that they would be free from 2pm and that there were a lot of people, but I was okay with it and agreed with the planning. I quickly ate a packet of Chipsmore cookies that I had left in the freezer for about 2 months in case of emergency, then quickly took a bus ride to the nearest jetty in east Malaysia. But the only boat available was a ferry so it took me about 4 hours, so I couldn't see anything else, and by the time I got to the Mt. Kinabalu place it was 2.30 pm and raining. Luckily the other people were still waiting there, and I insisted on going, so we did. Halfway up I got stuck to a tree and couldn't get out for the next few hours since everyone else wanted to go up first, so I was left there to starve and get even more soaked with the now banjir-causing rain. When they finally came down I had gotten out of the tree myself and was now at the top of Mt. Kinabalu, which unfortunately did not have snow anymore thanks to global warming. The End.

Pier Pressure

DJ Fatboy not so Slim threw a party and only 1 reveller came ( but he went back home since there was no one there ) . He was all alone eating Ramli burgers by the seaside. Then, his friend, DJ Slimboy not so Fat came with some chapaties. Suddenly, an officer named Chief Inspector Not Fat Not Slim came and asked whether they are still hungry. So DJ Fatboy not so slim, DJ Slimboy not so fat and Chief Inspector Not Fat Not Slim went to Burger King. That means ah get fat, no more slim.

Come on people :)

UPDATEEEE!

yes im spamming everywhere with my super awesome essay. kthanksbye.

Dear sir,

I went to your "Lookout Mountain" and I had to LOOK for your mountain. I went there with high hopes but I came back with low hopes. Your "mountain" is so beautiful, I saw your Proton Saga behind the projector ( P.S. : you should really get a new car ).

My friend, Ali, who is a professional hiker almost died after climbing your mountain. Your "pilots" were sitting in the Proton Saga behind the projector rolling chapaties with their "hangs".

Therefore, I want my money back. You have to pay for the petrol of my car. KMA! CEH! We took 12 hours to find your stupid mountains. First, we drove to Singapore. Then, we kayaked to Fuckhet. On the way, we stopped at Bangcock to see some peacocks. Finally, we reached at your "oh-so-called lookout mountains".

Thank you for your cheap time. At least you know that I am still alive but you better pray for me. I got food poisoning from eating your chapaties and I broke all my bones. Now, I am like a snake and I will bite you.

I couldn't help it. XD

The constant battle between Coke and Pepsi

School Life: Me, My MacBook and My Charger

  Yesterday was a very interesting day. The chicken rice lady fainted when I insisted for the tenth time that I wanted Siew Yoke Fan. But that's not the story. Anyways, someone started a fire in school, and I still can't think of anyone who would do something like that. It went something like this:

  

  I was getting very bored during Literature class, because the teacher is very boring. So when she finally said in her indian accent, "Oh-kayy kelarss (class), yoo all can take out yorr machboooooks and start rrrreading dis poemm on dis webbsite", we immediately took out our computers and started unblocking sites like facebook etc.

  That was when I realized that my macbook had no battery, and I was sitting in the middle of the classroom, where there was no power-point to plug in my charger. But luckily, I had brought my extra-long wire, so I pulled out some idiot's charger from the plug at the back, and plugged in my own, dragging the long wire across the many bags and pieces of paper strewn across the floor. Finally I plugged it into my computer, sighed a sigh of relief, and began unblocking facebook.

  About halfway through class, (it was a double-period), I smelled something burning. I turned around, and saw that a piece of paper near my charger was on fire. I did not want everyone to panic, because that would be horrible, so I calmly spoke right across the classroom in a loud, clear voice, clearly addressing the Literature teacher, "Teacher, there's a fire at the back of the classroom. Do you think we could make smores?"

  And that was when the stupid annoying girl in my class yelled, "FIIIIIREEEEE!!!!" What a stupid girl! I was talking to the teacher, not her! Why did she have to amplify the fact?! Now I would never get to make my smores.

  I sat back and watched then as student after student screamed, while the teacher started cursing in Hindu and screamed as well. The whole class was running amok, so I took it into my own hands to make everyone settle down:

  "QUIEETT!" I yelled.

  To my surprise, everyone stood still and stared at me.

  "Guess what? There's an even BIGGER fire on the floor above us, so we don't have to worry about this small one in our class. Ain't that great??" I said.

  

  They burst into screams again, this time exclaiming things like, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEE" or "I DONT WANNA DIE YOUNG!" or "WHY HAVE THE GODS DONE THIS TO US!?". Tsk, whiners.

  I shook my head and sighed, then glanced around to see how big the fire was getting. It was now up to the window, and everyone's bags (except mine, thankfully, because it was with me) was on fire now, too. In their panicked state, the students had thrown their books and paper up in the air, and the books and papers had fallen into the flames, making it even bigger.

  The class next door had come over to see what all the screaming was about, and when they saw what was happening they started screaming as well. Can you just imagine the noise!? My poor ears!

  Finally someone had the sense to go and call the disciplinary teacher, Mrs Ganesh. (Yes, also indian.)

  "VAT IS GOING ON HERE? YOU STUPID STUDENTS ALWAYS-- AAAH FIIIREEE!!!" she yelled.

  She ran outside, and called the fire department. Then she warned all the other teachers to take all the students out of the building. I followed them, and realized that the screams were turning into cheers, because apparently the school day was going to be cut short due to the fire.

  In about 10 minutes, the fire brigade arrived, and managed to put out the raging flames. No one was hurt, unfortunately.

  The next day, back at school, there was an assembly, and the principle said that the fire had been caused by a student who had pulled a charger across bags and papers on the classroom floor, and therefore the heat and radiation from the charger had ignited the papers. But they did not know which student had done it.

  I shook my head, thinking how stupid the person was. I mean, who in their right mind would drag a charger across flammable objects on the floor, right? Sometimes there can be such stupid people at my school. I can't wait to see what will happen tomorrow!

Vocabulary: Wordbuilding Activity 5 (without corrections) XD

TIME TO REVIVE.
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I have some very please memories of my child. We live in a romance cottage in the country with love view of Lake Windermere. We had a wonder garden lots of animals. However, I memory one year extreme well. I was eight and one of my favour animals was a goose called Mabel. After coming back from school, I used to food Mabel. With me, she was usual very quiet and friend. With everybody else though, Mabel was very nasty and aggression. That winter was very cold and the snow was nearly a metre depth. On Christmas Day, we had a tradition lunch - goose and Christmas pudding. I was cheer until I realised that the goose was Mabel! My happy immediately disappeared and I spent the rest of the meal in tears.



sad story but unfortunately my sister and I couldn't stop laughing when I read it out. thank goodness there was no skype video/audio chat going on. XD

from the yr 9 english textbook, pg. 7 :P

Taylor the Latte Boy Rebuttal lyrics

Found the video on Xin Li's blog, and decided to post the lyrics! HAHAHA so funny!!

There’s a girl who comes to Starbucks,

I think she has a crush on me,

I think she has a crush on me,

‘cause it’s too big to ignore;

She comes in every morning,

at exactly 8.11,

At exactly 8.11,

She comes walking through that door;

And then one fateful morning,

when she made her usual lectures,

I could tell that she was nervous,

and she had something to say,

So I smoothly flipped the lever

to prepare her double latte,

and she said her name was ‘Lindsey’,

and I came back with ‘Hey’.

And I told her ‘My name’s Taylor, and here’s a little extra foam’,

When she left, i cleaned her table,

but I found a folded napkin with this poem:

“Taylor the latte boy,

bring me java, bring me joy,

oh Taylor the latte boy,

I love him, I love him, I love him!”

So I should have got my nerve up

and just said i wasn't interested

but since she was clearly interested 

it all got out of hand;

‘Cause before i found her poem

we had had this conversation

I had told that I was playing

in the village with my band

When i walked in friday evening

to our gig in Arthur’s basement

I saw Lindsey in the front row

and I heard her scream my name

Then my friend said, “Man she’s crazy!

She's been here since 7:30,

and she told me she's your girlfriend,

and she's really glad she came!”

And then when our gig was over she followed me the whole way home.

As I ran to try and lose her

I composed another version of her poem:

"Lindsey, The Stalker Chick,

You’re a psycho, and you're sick,

oh, Lindsey, the stalker chick,

you scare me,

you scare me,

you scare me!"

I used to be the kind of guy

Who never was rude or doubting

but now I've got this lunatic freak in my life

every night now at my window she's shouting,

“Taylor! The latte boy!”

“Go away, I’m not your toy!

Taylor the latte boy..

is calling,

is calling,

the police!”

Many a girl has let me court her,

but I've never needed a restraining order

Lindsey, come find me now,

I'm transferring to a new Starbucks,

there's 20 on each block,

so good luck!

Mine. :P *updated because I was bored

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. Last beverage: Water
2. Last phone call: Item Deliverer from Habitat shop @ England o_O
3. Last text message: Something like "I'm at the right corner at the back." commencements :P
4. Last song you listened to: Boxman 2.0 by Smosh
5. Last time you cried: My sister snapped at me today. moody sister = emo me ):

HAVE YOU EVER:
7. Been cheated on: No.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Never have yet, so how should I know :\
9. Lost someone special: Yep. :(
10. Been depressed: You kidding? takes up 65% of my life. :(
11. Been drunk and threw up: oO NO.


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Cyan :)
13. Gold
14. Emerald Green/Lilac/White can't decide D:

YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: The salesperson at Selfridges today. :D
16. Fallen out of love: Uhm....yeah. A lot. :\
17. Laughed until you cried : Once, maybe? Long ago, I think.
18. Met someone who changed you: YES. A MILLION TIMES. :D
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah. :)
20. Found out someone was talking about you: A thousand times over. >:(
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: WTFISHCRACKERS. NO.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 99.9% of them.
23. How many kids do you want to have: err....2? 3? 0? :\
24. Do you have any pets: 4 dogs and 7 feesh. :P
25. Do you want to change your name: If people keep on calling me Nicole, then yes. >:\
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Play 'Happy Birthday' on the violin in a minor key, and it placed a curse on everyone. >:P
27. What time did you wake up today: 6.45 am, and approx. 12.35 officially.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: School to return. :(
30. Last time you saw your Mother: 1 minute ago. :P
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My lack of social competance. :(
32. What are you listening to right now: British news from the living room. :P
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: err....yes, maybe? dunno......
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: dunno...
35. Most visited webpage: this. maybe. or tumblr. :\
36. What's your real name: Nicola Chin
37. Nicknames: Nic, Nick, Nicki, Aunty, KFC Dan Tart (i've got countless more, don't ask....)
38. Relationship Status: Single. Said and done. >:P
39. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
40. Male or female?: Physically female, psychologically 65% male. (tomboy-wise) >:P
41. Elementary: Sekolah Sri Petaling :D
42. Middle School: SMK Assunta > Cempaka International School (:
43. High school/college?: Benenden School for Girls??? :\
44. Hair colour: very very very dark brown.
45. Weight: forgot. :P
46. Height: approx. 153-4 cm
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: several times. -.-'
48: What do you like about yourself?: tomboy-ness?
49. Piercings: 2.....
50. Tattoos: only if temporary, but very unlikely.
51. Righty or lefty: Righty, wants to be ambidextrous. :P


FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: Not for now.
53. First piercing: .....somewhere between 11 and 13. :\
54. First best friend: first ah??? got 2. :P Sreedharan/Ram Rengasamy Pillai. (:
55. First sport you joined: I FORGOT. swimming maybe?
56. First vacation: Probably Pangkor Laut Resort. :DDDDDDDDDD


RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: Just ate dinner. Marks and Spencer's microwaved beef/carrots/mash potatoes and salad :D
60. Drinking: Drank water
61. I'm about to: Take bath.
62. Listening to: News and drill noise. >:(
63. Waiting on: Nothing.

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: Not really. I'm undecided. :P
65. Get Married?: Maybe?
66. Career?: Free-lance Artist/Musician/Wolf Conservation Activist/IHAVENODIEA


WHICH IS BETTER
67. Lips or eyes: ...eyes, I guess. but still cacat.
68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.
69. Shorter or taller: Taller.
70. Older or Younger: Younger.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: SPONTANEOUS FTW. :D
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach, but preferably both.
73. Sensitive or loud: neither, but maybe sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant? :\


HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: Never in a million years D:
77. Drank hard liquor: No and NEVER.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: No.
79. Sex on first date: WTFISHCRACKERS.
80. Broken someone's heart: I might have. Sorry. Forgive me if I did. )':
82. Been arrested: No. (--')
83. Turned someone down: Maybe?
84. Cried when someone died: Yeah. A lot.
85. Fallen for a friend?: .....yeah. been there, past that. :\


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: With God, yes. (:
87. Miracles: DUH.
88. Love at first sight: In some way, yes.
89. Heaven: YES!
90. Santa Claus: Yes, in a roundabout manner. I believe in the St. Nicholas Santa Claus. :P
91. Kiss on the first date: Maybe?
92. Angels: YEAH!


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No.
95. Did you sing today?: .....kinda.
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Nope.
97. If you could go back in time: Make affirmative my NON-relationship status with andrew. >:\
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it? First Commencements. (:
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Yeah, I suppose :(
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Yep. ;)

COMPULSARY FOR EVERYONE HERE TO DO. >:P

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. Last beverage:
2. Last phone call:
3. Last text message:
4. Last song you listened to:
5. Last time you cried:

HAVE YOU EVER:
7. Been cheated on: .
8. Kissed someone & regretted it:
9. Lost someone special:
10. Been depressed:
11. Been drunk and threw up:


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12.
13.
14.

YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15.
16. Fallen out of love:
17. Laughed until you cried :
18. Met someone who changed you:
19. Found out who your true friends were:
20. Found out someone was talking about you:
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:
23. How many kids do you want to have:
24. Do you have any pets:
25. Do you want to change your name:
26. What did you do for your last birthday:
27. What time did you wake up today:
28. What were you doing at midnight last night:
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
30. Last time you saw your Mother:
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:
32. What are you listening to right now:
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:
34. What's getting on your nerves right now:
35. Most visited webpage:
36. What's your real name:
37. Nicknames:
38. Relationship Status:
39. Zodiac sign:
40. Male or female?:
41. Elementary:
42. Middle School:
43. High school/college?:
44. Hair colour:
45. Weight: forgot.
46. Height:
47. Do you have a crush on someone?:
48: What do you like about yourself?:
49. Piercings:
50. Tattoos:
51. Righty or lefty:


FIRSTS :
52. First surgery:
53. First piercing:
54. First best friend:
55. First sport you joined:
56. First vacation:

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating:
60. Drinking:
61. I'm about to:
62. Listening to:
63. Waiting on:

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?:
65. Get Married?:
66. Career?:


WHICH IS BETTER
67. Lips or eyes:
68. Hugs or kisses:
69. Shorter or taller:
70. Older or Younger:
71. Romantic or spontaneous:
72. Nice stomach or nice arms:
73. Sensitive or loud:
74. Hook-up or relationship:
75. Trouble maker or hesitant:


HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger:
77. Drank hard liquor:
78. Lost glasses/contacts:
79. Sex on first date:
80. Broken someone's heart:
82. Been arrested:
83. Turned someone down:
84. Cried when someone died:
85. Fallen for a friend?:


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself:
87. Miracles:
88. Love at first sight:
89. Heaven:
90. Santa Claus:
91. Kiss on the first date:
92. Angels:


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
95. Did you sing today?:
96. Ever cheated on somebody?:
97. If you could go back in time:
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it?
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?:
100. Posting this as 100 truths?:

Message from conductor. IM JUST KIDDING :D

you guys can update the blog with videos, pictures or anything you would want :D

IM GETTING LAZY TO READ.

HAVE FUN :)

Since I think this retarded blog is near-death, better revive it some more. thanks xin li for iniating the revival mission. your generous and heroic (heroine-ic?) acts will be remembered til the day the world ends. come get a cookie from approx. 6200 miles away. :P

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David Beckham Visits A School

David Beckham is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the kids in the class if anyone can give him an example of a ‘tragedy’.

One little boy stands up and offers that if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street and a car came along and killed him that would be a tragedy.

“No,” Beckham says, “that would be an ACCIDENT.”

A girl raises her hand.”If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved….. that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explains Beckham. “That is what we would call a GREATLOSS. ”

The room is silent, none of the children volunteer.

“What?” asks Beckham, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says “If an airplane carrying David Beckham was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy.”

Beckham beams. “Marvellous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy “because it wouldn’t be an accident and it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss.”

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bah was too lazy to write my own story. whoever can guess where i got this from gets another cookie from approx. 6200 miles away. :D

imtoolameandtooboredandtootired :)

a tiny part from Mind your language :)

Teacher: *shows milk*. Student A, could you tell what's this?

Student A: COW JUICE!

Teacher: ohmygod. it's MILK. and where do we get milk from?

Student A: from the milkman.

too lazy to write more. go watch it yourself :) it's the best show ever (Y) :)