Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The house shooked, the windows rattled, a framed photograph of Mr _____ slipped off the shelf and fell into the hearth. There was an earthquake because his fat wife just entered the house, the windows were broken and the photo was not hung properly. Then, the clock z 13. A moments silent, a whistle blew and the garden became filled with moving shadows and running footsteps. Mr _____'s friends were all waiting for him to come back from his shop, Mr _____'s Maths Tuition ( open 25 hours a day ) to give him a surprise. They all bought him a "pie", perfume and Gatsby hair gel. Sophia bought him a clock that only have 12 hours.


When Mr _____ reached home, he grabbed his kids from the car and hung them by the tree. He started whipping them and asked them why they did not get 100 for maths. They cried for mercy. His wife tried to stop him but she ended up getting hung and whipped too. His friends said SURPRISE! and he died of a heart attack.

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