School Life: The Dangers of a bottle of Twister

  Today was like any other boring day at school. The moment the lunch bell rang, I ditched my friends and ran to the canteen so that I wouldn't have to wait in a long queue to get my chicken rice. Then I ran to the drinks section and bought a bottle of Twister apple juice. Little did I know that this simple bottle of juice was about to become one of the deadliest weapons in the world.
  I ran and sat at an empty table, ready to stuff a spoonful of rice into my mouth, when I suddenly realized I was thirsty. So I opened the bottle of Twister; except that when I opened it, the bottle cap flew into the air and into some random guy's open mouth, just as he was about to bite into a burger. I watched as his eyes widened in surprise, and then he started choking and coughing violently. I did not go over to help him because I was too shocked, and I was still thirsty and wanted to drink my juice.
  So he continued choking and retching, and when he turned blue in the face some teachers ran over to see what was happening. But I calmly drank my juice and watched the drama that was happening before me. It was really exciting, like a 3-D movie.
  I was so distracted that I stopped drinking the juice, and the bottle tilted in my hand and the contents spilled onto the floor. A year 7 girl who was walking past slipped on the juice. She fell and knocked her head on the side of a chair and lay unconscious on the floor. Meanwhile, the bowl of hot soup and noodles that she was carrying flew into the air, and it fell on top of a teacher's head, scalding the teacher's face and causing the teacher to scream blue murder.
  I watched with excitement as accident after accident happened, each one becoming more gruesome and fatal.
  When the lunch bell rang again, I threw the empty bottle into air, aiming for the dustbin, but instead it hit the canteen worker in the eye, causing him to scream in pain and drop the stack of plates he was holding on some kindergarten kid. The kid had a concussion after that.
  I went back to class feeling that I had accomplished something great. I love my school! It's so exciting. I can't wait to see what will happen tomorrow. :D