Prank Calls #1.

Will be an ongoing series. :P

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*phone rings*

NC: Hah? What?

*picks up phone*

NC: Hallo?

???: WHY YOU KEECK MAI RABBITT?!

NC: WHAT RABBIT???

???: THE BLUE ONE LARH! WHART ON EARTH YOUUU DO THAT FOR, SEE, NOW HAVE TO PAY RM1 FOR SURGERY. RM1!!! SEE SO EXPENSIVE. HAIYOHH........

NC: YOU GIVE ME ADDRESS THEN I SEND U MONEY LAH! I NEVER KICK ANY RABBIT SOMEMORE.

???: I DUWAN MONEY!

NC: Fine then what do you want???

???: GIVE ME YOUR FRIDGE.

NC: WHAT YOU WAN IT FOR?! GO KEEP YOUR GOLDFISH ELSEWHERE!

???: THEN GIVE ME YOUR FLOWER!

NC: WHICH ONE?! I'VE GOT SO MANY. YOU WAN THE RAINBOW ONE OR THE GRAY ONE
OR THE CHICKEN RICE ONE???

???: DUCK RICE ONE!

NC: I NEVER SAID I HAVE THE DUCK RICE ONE! ONLY CHICKEN RICE FLOWER LAH. MERAK RICE OSO GOT IF YOU WAN.

???: NVM. TOMOLO I COME TO YOUR HOUSE. YOU GIVE ME RAINWATER.

NC: GO TO BANJIR SITE FOR RAINWATER LAH!

???: BANJIR RAINWATER DIRTY. ALSO CAN DIE WAN.

NC: THEN GO TO TASIK! OR LAUT! OR SUNGAI BESI!

???: TASIK AND LAUT GOT FISH! SUNGAI BESI GOT.......BESI!

NC: WAT WRONG WITH FISH?

???: TASTE LIKE HAND SANITISER!

NC: THEN WHEN YOU COOK WASH THE SOAP OF FIRST LAH!

???: I WANT YOUR RAINWATER!!!

NC: WHY MY RAINWATER?!

???: BECAUSE YOU KEECK MAI RABBEEETT!!!

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The End......For Now.

*No, I'm not usually this rude on the phone, or anywhere else. My insan-yang-insane force isn't unleashed in public. :P