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Dear sir,
I went to your "Lookout Mountain" and I had to LOOK for your mountain. I went there with high hopes but I came back with low hopes. Your "mountain" is so beautiful, I saw your Proton Saga behind the projector ( P.S. : you should really get a new car ).
My friend, Ali, who is a professional hiker almost died after climbing your mountain. Your "pilots" were sitting in the Proton Saga behind the projector rolling chapaties with their "hangs".
Therefore, I want my money back. You have to pay for the petrol of my car. KMA! CEH! We took 12 hours to find your stupid mountains. First, we drove to Singapore. Then, we kayaked to Fuckhet. On the way, we stopped at Bangcock to see some peacocks. Finally, we reached at your "oh-so-called lookout mountains".
Thank you for your cheap time. At least you know that I am still alive but you better pray for me. I got food poisoning from eating your chapaties and I broke all my bones. Now, I am like a snake and I will bite you.
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